Our story
A little history:
Lost, presumed dead as infants, following a hot-air balloon 'incident', the five members of Galitza were raised by horses and given horse names. Life was good on the paddock and their adopted family raised them well, training them in the arts of steeplechase and equestrianism.

When Galitza were finally old enough to realize how fucked up all of this was, they joined the real world, fully primed to become the thoroughbreds of pop they are now. Their musical pedigree was first discovered in 2001 when they launched themselves onto the gig scene thing in Leeds to shouts of "who are you?" and left the stage to shouts of "wow, not bad considering they play their instruments in a horse-like manner".

Of course comparisons were soon being made to earlier bands Chest and Landspeed Loungers who also had members called Emma, Steve, Bill, Eric and Simon. The combination of uncanny physical similarities and profound musical talents were bound to cause confusion, but Galitza were being raised by horses at the time of the afore mentioned bands successes.

Why we rock:
One of us is related to Elvis. One of us is related to someone who was in Black Lace before they were famous. One of us knows where all the best cake shops in Yorkshire are. One of us likes to set fire to himself. One of us makes films about little girls being electrocuted.

Our music is a soft as a baby's bum and as explosive as babies vomit.

Influences:
Bands we hate are too many to mention. Bands we like are irrelevant to this biog, because we do not sound like them.

We are beautiful. We are Galitza.

Does anybody ever read any of this crap?